what is worse than your kids not being pottery trained?
when they are and everywhere you go they are saying, "mom, i have to go potty!" and you have to drop everything your doing to seek one out. if you are driving you have to think about where you could stop to take them so there are no accidents. if you are in the store you have to go find one, and abandon your shopping cart.
so what is worse than them being potty trained and having to make emergency bathroom trips?
today i found out.
costco, shopping, i have to go pee, and can not wait until we get home. abandon cart? yes. what is worse? taking both of my boys into the girls bathroom into a teeny, tiny stall with me so they don't run away or get kidnapped trying to keep them from laying on the floor sticking their heads out the front of the stall to talk to people or to the sides to shock the woman peeing next door.......ko asking me if i have "ouchie poo poo's" really loud (since i am a girl and have to sit down, which is the only reason he sits on the potty), also did i forget to mention trying to wipe and get my pants up before they unlock and open the door? nice!
i'm not sure but i think that in addition to all this craziness e might have been licking the shiny cement floor.
i would rather die than go potty when we are away from home again!
